Priates vs. Ninjas

This has been the debate for as long as people posted on forums in teh internets. People of taste and class have always come down on the side of Pirates as being the coolest of the two groups. THIS is what has infuriated me more about these so called "pirates" that have been playing chicken with our commerce on the high seas. Lets explore this deeper.

• REAL Pirates have wenches. Ninjas not so much.
• REAL Pirates shoot big canons at big SHIPS. Ninjas shoot tiny starts at the Defenceless
• REAL Pirates have hooks for hands and have cool hats. Ninjas run around in black pajamas.
• REAL Pirates have cool names that make them famous and feared. Ninjas...umm..can't name one.
• REAL Pirates get booty. Ninjas get...whatever it is the ninjas get.

See what I mean. Pirates cool. Ninjas drool.

Untill Starvin Marvin and His Inflated Boat Floatilla decided to take on the Merchant Marine. Lets talk about the ways these idiots have defamed the name of pirates everywhere.

• POSER Pirates could get knocked over by a stiff breeze.
• POSER Pirates run around in rubber dingys. OMG WTF
• POSER Pirates attack unarmed oil tankers that couldn't out run a snail caught in glue.
• POSER Pirates don't get booty...hell...they bearly have any booty at all.

So...lets stop these pirates now before the "Ninja's Are Better" crowd actually have these morons to point at and say "See...told you Pirates suck."