Guns and Beer!! Woohooo!

I am just fantasizing that I will get a call this weekend telling me I can pick up my gun. I know that it isn't very likely, but if it happened I would get to combine things that go together as well as spaghetti and meatballs or gin and tonic.

What you may ask, well I'm assuming you are intelligent enough to figure it out from the title of the blog. Beer and guns, as redneck as that might sound it is a fun way to spend a Saturday.

To make it somewhat less like white trash I will be drinking either a pale ale that I brewed myself and should be ready to drink starting tonight, or I will be drinking a Belgian Witbier from Moab Breweries. The downside to drinking these beers is that it takes the fun out of shooting the empty cans. I'm sure that if I try hard enough I can find some empty beer cans along side the road even in Utah.

So with that I encourage all of you gun toting, beer loving Americans to grab your coolers and your guns and get out there and shoot something this weekend.

I might go buy a BB gun just so I can shoot and drink from the comfort of my backyard.

I want my F'ing Gun!

I ordered a gun at the beginning of April, and I am finally beginning to get a tad pissed. I want to shoot stuff, but it is hard to do when I have to continually wait for my handgun.

You know if I was purchasing the gun out of an intense hatred and need to injure someone I would be calm now. I guess that is probably good for whoever it might have been that my hatred was aimed at, and probably good for me as well because I don't think I would like prison showers much, but there is still something disappointing about the abatement of that hatred without resolution.

Anyways, I want my damn gun, if I don't get it before the 90 day window they told me I'm going to ask for a refund and purchase a different gun....maybe a bigger gun, one that hold lots of big, scary bullets.

Apology for my long absence.

My friends, I come to with a heart filled with sorrow. I feel as though I have abandoned you. My schedule has been very busy and extend my sincere apologies.

Pirates still suck.