We should buy a ranch

Fremont Island in the Great Salt Lake has been for sale for a couple of years, it is now down to 3 million dollars. This would be a great place to start a small ranch and escape from the trash that has filled modern society. A couple of friends that have had issues with the progression of American culture have thought of going somewhere where we can escape from the filth that currently fills that world and discuss what methods we MUST use to mold the country into a what it truely can be. Any and all means are an option at this point.

Guns and Beer!! Woohooo!

I am just fantasizing that I will get a call this weekend telling me I can pick up my gun. I know that it isn't very likely, but if it happened I would get to combine things that go together as well as spaghetti and meatballs or gin and tonic.

What you may ask, well I'm assuming you are intelligent enough to figure it out from the title of the blog. Beer and guns, as redneck as that might sound it is a fun way to spend a Saturday.

To make it somewhat less like white trash I will be drinking either a pale ale that I brewed myself and should be ready to drink starting tonight, or I will be drinking a Belgian Witbier from Moab Breweries. The downside to drinking these beers is that it takes the fun out of shooting the empty cans. I'm sure that if I try hard enough I can find some empty beer cans along side the road even in Utah.

So with that I encourage all of you gun toting, beer loving Americans to grab your coolers and your guns and get out there and shoot something this weekend.

I might go buy a BB gun just so I can shoot and drink from the comfort of my backyard.

I want my F'ing Gun!

I ordered a gun at the beginning of April, and I am finally beginning to get a tad pissed. I want to shoot stuff, but it is hard to do when I have to continually wait for my handgun.

You know if I was purchasing the gun out of an intense hatred and need to injure someone I would be calm now. I guess that is probably good for whoever it might have been that my hatred was aimed at, and probably good for me as well because I don't think I would like prison showers much, but there is still something disappointing about the abatement of that hatred without resolution.

Anyways, I want my damn gun, if I don't get it before the 90 day window they told me I'm going to ask for a refund and purchase a different gun....maybe a bigger gun, one that hold lots of big, scary bullets.

Apology for my long absence.

My friends, I come to with a heart filled with sorrow. I feel as though I have abandoned you. My schedule has been very busy and extend my sincere apologies.

Pirates still suck.

Time for a Pandemic

I recently completed a microbiology class at Utah State University, and after completing it I was afraid to eat, shake hands, and basically breath non-sterilized air.

The influenza pandemic of 1919 is a reminder of what a little virus can do when it has changed it's adhesion to something that our vaccines are not prepared for. We are long overdue for something for a devastating disease.

Everyone thought that AIDS would do in humanity, but in the end it it is going to be something much simpler. AIDS is too complex, it requires to many variables to be right for you to acquire the disease in the first place, and the stages of progression are too slow.

Influenza on the other hand requires that you breath to acquire the disease and it has a fulminant progression which means you can get sick in the morning and be dead later that night or the next day. Influenza typically targets people with weaker immune systems, but in the case of the 1919 pandemic it targeted healthy individuals and knocked out a significant portion of the population. I am not familiar with the individuals that have died from the swine flu, but it is possible that this flu could be targeting healthy adults.

Good fun? or proof of Secret Societies and their Satanic conditioning of our youth?

A break in the serousness.

In celebration of our newest member I thought I'd post the lyrics to my son's favorite song.

We'll get back to the doomsday stuff later. For now just have a good time. (Go back to sleep, everything is going to be just fine . . . )

Hot dog! (Hot dog)
Hot dog!

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Now we got ears, it's time for cheers

Hot dog, hot dog, the problem's solved
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog

Grab my boots and a sandwich
Let's start a parade
Get the coconut drum kit
For Daisy to play

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
We're taking off, we're dancing now
Hot dog, leapfrog, and holy cow
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
It's a brand new day
Whatcha waiting for?
Get up, stretch out, stomp on the floor

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggety dog
We're splitting the scene
We're full of beans

So long for now from Mickey Mouse (That's me!)
And the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

The Reuniting of America

The country is divided and in a recession bordering on depression.

I think a lot of people look at the situation that we are in and choose to blame greedy bankers or perhaps power hungry and incompetent politicians. This might be the correct assumption but does it really do anything to reunite us as a country? I think not.

I have another suggestion. Think back to the great depression and what really brought us out of that situation. I mean what truly did it, not what has been discussed in the news lately.

The news has been discussing the social programs out of the great society. The building of streets, bridges, and U.S. infrastructure. I will agree that it is a good idea to build and maintain these things, but what really pulled us from the bottom of the well was a devastatingly bloody war.

World War II put the United States industrial complex into full swing pumping out equipment and supplies for all of the allied troops. On the homefront people saved, scrimped, and learned to do with less. Those individuals involved have been classified as the greatest generation. They made sacrifices that most of us can't even comprehend.

To that end I suggest that we must find a common enemy. For those of you family with The Watchmen graphic novel or movie they had a good idea of how to direct people's energy, but since we don't have superheroes or great Chthulu like aliens we have to think of something else.

I have a suggestion. We have one of those dedicated CIA spooks figure out how to make it look like North Korea or Iran fired on someone. I don't think we need to go so far as have them fire on the U.S., but if Iran fired on Israel that would be believable.

This would spur us into action, but that isn't enough. We are already mired in conflict and it isn't helping. What we need is a war so big that it involves the entire world. We need a Hitler-esse type of enemy. Someone that all righteous people in the world can love to hate.

I have the beginnings of the plan formulated but we need more minds to work on this. If you have any suggestions I beg that you comment and share your ideas. Post on this blog, start your own blog, hell start a war!